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Room/bed/floor space in a real communal apartment ("kommunalka") for the authenticity and history enthusiasts. For those nostalgic for the Soviet era.  Only a $25-30 contribution to the upkeep of the household gets you into what many think as the essence of the Soviet lifestyle. Right by Metro Vodny Station, real easy access to the Sheremetyevo airport, lots of cheap shopping nearby. Helpful hosts.

Sophie and Alla will be happy to act as your guides and assist you with any other matters in Moscow in exchange for the chance to practice their English!

Presenting your hosts:

Sophie, 13, is a 7 grade student. She speaks German and English. Her hobbies include Eastern dances. Fantasy is her favourite reading.

Her mother Alla could also use some English conversation practice. Alla is a lawyer with specialization in ecological legislation. She can answer a lot of questions related to Russian laws, or will recommend a lawyer who has the expertise you require. She is also well-connected and is a good person to talk to if you are thinking of doing any work in Russia. Apart from Moscow, her geographical area of expertise are Lipetsk and Kamchatka. Russian bride seekers: Alla knows lots of single women and can introduce you to them. Later, as a lawyer, she may be able to help you with your divorce.

[Babushka Zhanna]

[Lolo-the-Guinea-Pig]

[A few apartment photos]

[A few photos of the neighbourhood]

[A photo of the beach]

[Bicycles]

[Parks]

[Yacht Club]

[Canoe]

[Toilet with two seats]

[Water heater]

[North River Port]

[view from the window]

An good apartment is also available for rent in the very center of
 Lipetsk,
 on the main town square!

Want to go to
KAMCHATKA?

Talk to
Alla

GOOD USED BOOKS, HARD COVER, WILL BE GRATEFULLY ACCEPTED. THEIR FAVOURITE READING: AGATHA KRISTIE, HARRY POTTER, LORD OF THE RINGS. I WOULD SUGGEST C.S. LEWIS, W. GOLDING AND, OF COURSE, SHAKESPEARE AND THE BIBLE (KING JAMES TRANSLATION). START WITH THE CLASSICS TO GIVE SOLID FOUNDATION TO YOUR ENGLISH. AN OLD WEBSTER'S WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL. ABC OF ENGLISH USAGE, A BOOK BY LANGUAGE SNOBS FOR LANGUAGE SNOBS, IS SOMETHING I'D RECOMMEND TO THEM AND EVERYONE ELSE.

Those new to the "kommunalka" concept, viewed by many as the essence of the Soviet lifestyle, are invited to check out these Essays on communal lifestyle by Ilia Utekhin from St. Petersburg.

The apartment is one minute from Metro Vodny Stadion, 8 stops or about 30 min. to Red Square.

Part of your undiluted real-life experience will be "hospotality" by Babushka Zhanna. Alla and Sophie will do their best to protect you but do expect to be subjected to a certain amount of force-feeding.  (I was explicitly asked not to use the expression "Russian food torture" in connection with Babuskka Zhanna. Let's call it "enhanced hospitality", by analogy with "enhanced interrogation".

At the very least you'll get a mattress on the floor. During holidays one whole room may be available. Sometimes even both!

Sophie will give you an extended tour around the neighbourhood and will act as your guide around Moscow. In exchange you help her to get really talking in English.

Speaking of the neighbourhood, here are some of the things you'll find within walking distance:

• two beaches (10-20 min. walk)
• nature reserve (30 min.)
• yacht club
• North River Port from which most boat cruises start
• Sea Museum
• [add more places worth visiting]

Sophie and Alla are avid campers, travellers, cyclists, canoeists, roller skaters. They can loan their equipment to you if, of course, you'll treat it with care. They are in the habit of visiting song and music festivals, or other "alternative" cultural events, and you are welcomed to join them. 

Both are frequent guests of honour at my dacha near Staritsa, Tver region.

The neighbours are of course a major part of the communal living experience. Not "community", which consists of people who share certain values and lifestyle, but a "commune", where you are together just because. Let me introduce the neighbours. The old man is a harmless alcoholic who will, when drunk, probably insist, in a somewhat obnoxious manner, on talking to you. His wife, however, a person of the Stalin-era formation, and will openly express disappointment that these days she can't just call the authorities to have you hauled off to the Gulag as a spy. Given the current political and social trend, she may have her wishes come true before she leaves this mortal coil but for the moment you need really be somebody to be of concern to the KGB or whatever its successor agency is called. And somebodies don't rent $25 rooms in this world's fourth most expensive city.. Where was I? Yes, the authenticity factor. While discomforting for many, this living situation may be of interest to travellers who want some "real life" exposure. Just like in old Soviet movies..

This offer is new and availability is thus high. Send enquiries to me and either I will answer your questions and help you make arrangements. Or you can write to Sophie direct but her response time is not short.